this headline made me laugh

Booty finally gets the call for Trojans

yeah it's real--about USC's new starting QB John David Booty, which is a funny name anyway. (Here's some Booty family trivia: John David's brother Josh was once drafted by our hometown Seattle Seahawks, and is married to one of Barker's Beauties.)

Here's my alternate suggestion for a headline--too obvious?

Trojans finally make Booty call

Here's another headline that got me to click-through:

Women players to get approved supplements

Turns out the article's about women tennis players now being allowed to take certain kinds of vitamins and nutritional supplements. As Homer Simpson would say: BORING!